All About Southern Girls

Southern girls know bad manners when they see them:

1.  Drinking straight out of a can.
2.  Not sending thank you notes.
3.  Velvet after February.
4.  White shoes before Easter or after Labor Day.

Southern girls always say:

                  1.  "Yes, ma'am."
                  2.  "Yes, sir."

Southern girls have a distinct way with fond expressions:

                  1.  "Y'all come back now, ya heaah,"
                  2.  "Well, bless your heart."
                  3.  "Drop by when you can."
                  4.  "How's your mother?"
                  5.  "Love your hair."

Southern girls know their three R's!:

                  1.  Rich
                  2.  Richer
                  3.  Richest

Southern girls know everybody's first name:

                  1.  Honey
                  2.  Darlin'
                  3. Sugah

Southern girls know the movies that speak to their hearts:


                  1.  "Gone With the Wind"
                  2.  "Fried Green Tomatoes"
                  3.  "Driving Miss Daisy"
                  4.  "Steel Magnolias"

Southern girls know their cities dripping with Southern charm:

1.  Hotlanta or Adlanna =(Atlanta as outsiders say)

2.  Richmon

3.  Challston

4.  S'vannah

5.  Birminham

6.  Nawlins'

7.  OH!  And that city in Alabama?  It's pronounced MUNTGUMRY!

Southern girls know the three deadly sins:

                 1.  Bad hair
                 2.  Bad manners
                 3.  Bad blind dates

G.R.I.T.S.  =

Girls Raised in The South!

Now you run along, Sugah, and send this to someone else raised In the South, i.e., Southern Belles, or ANY females aspiring to be GRITS.  Even the northern ones, "Bless Their Hearts."

That reminds me - I have a rubber stamp that says "Just because your children were born in the South doesn't make 'em Southerners.  After all, if a cat had kittens in the oven, that wouldn't make 'em biscuits."

Bless Yer Hearts!